The Daily Campus

Issue date: 11/5/09 Section: Commentary

My roommate just said "little hearts for my little bubbles" ... She's bra shopping again.

I should really send EasyBib.com an edible arrangement.

I love my boyfriend like James Joyce loves farts.

If UConn really wanted to save money, they would only print the page that the InstantDaily is on, because let's be honest, that's all anyone cares about.

For shame, Maine.

I wish I could call grab 'n' go and ask them if they have any peanut butter and jelly left instead of walking over there in my pajamas.

I guess I just want to get high.

My girlfriend turned into a butt today and sat on me. Now I know how a toilet seat feels.

I am such a carnal pleasure.

I just got a Social Interview question about the InstantDaily. I need more Facebook friends.

Dining halls always smell better on the outside than they taste on the inside.

FALL ON YOUR KNEES.

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