Spring Break
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Issue date: 11/6/09 Section: Commentary
The only reason I know the women's basketball season started is because the amount of old people on campus has increased exponentially.
Larry David was at the women's game! People keep telling me it was just an old guy. But I swear it was him!
My roommate just said "I guess I don't need I boyfriend, I have a snuggie."
So I was trying to convince my buddy to take this class about wizards with me. He replied "If I wanted to take a class on wizards I would have transferred to Hogwarts."
You know it's bad when your roommate who is an exercise science major doesn't eat because she is too lazy to walk to the dining hall.
To the guy who was playing Super Smash Bros. on his laptop in the middle of class ... I was totally judging you based on what character you selected to play as. You chose Kirby, and I approve.
I was disappointed to see the villa in FarmVille is not the same as the villa at UConn. I was hoping to produce some beer.
So I just passed a girl going "chugga chugga choo choo" over and over again. I'm pretty sure she was pretending to be a train.
Larry David was at the women's game! People keep telling me it was just an old guy. But I swear it was him!
My roommate just said "I guess I don't need I boyfriend, I have a snuggie."
So I was trying to convince my buddy to take this class about wizards with me. He replied "If I wanted to take a class on wizards I would have transferred to Hogwarts."
You know it's bad when your roommate who is an exercise science major doesn't eat because she is too lazy to walk to the dining hall.
To the guy who was playing Super Smash Bros. on his laptop in the middle of class ... I was totally judging you based on what character you selected to play as. You chose Kirby, and I approve.
I was disappointed to see the villa in FarmVille is not the same as the villa at UConn. I was hoping to produce some beer.
So I just passed a girl going "chugga chugga choo choo" over and over again. I'm pretty sure she was pretending to be a train.
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