Spring Break
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Issue date: 11/13/09 Section: Commentary
Not going to classes today, it's Friday the 13th.
He may only be a freshman, but yes I have a man-crush on Alex Oriakhi.
Would snorting a line of protein powder make your brain stronger? Because Ihave an anatomy exam coming up, and I'll do anything short of actually studying.
To the South Dining Hall student employees, let me settle your argument: Happy Aquarium is not the manly equivalent to Farmville.
A co-worker of mine asked me how to take a loan out for an inter-course session ... pretty sure he meant inter-session course.
You know you've spent too much time studying in Wilbur Cross when the cleaning people offer you a slice of pizza.
To the guy sleeping on the couch in TLS: I really don't know how you slept through that Austin Powers ringtone.
To the guys who ride the tandem bicycle: If you begin charging for rides, please let me know.
To the people having sex in Shippee, please close your blinds.
Apparently Webassign hates me too. It's asking me to find the derivative of f(u).
I just opened my pudding cup and there was what appeared to be a baseball sized brain of rock solid orange mold inside of it. If I can't trust Snack Packs, I can't trust anything.
He may only be a freshman, but yes I have a man-crush on Alex Oriakhi.
Would snorting a line of protein powder make your brain stronger? Because Ihave an anatomy exam coming up, and I'll do anything short of actually studying.
To the South Dining Hall student employees, let me settle your argument: Happy Aquarium is not the manly equivalent to Farmville.
A co-worker of mine asked me how to take a loan out for an inter-course session ... pretty sure he meant inter-session course.
You know you've spent too much time studying in Wilbur Cross when the cleaning people offer you a slice of pizza.
To the guy sleeping on the couch in TLS: I really don't know how you slept through that Austin Powers ringtone.
To the guys who ride the tandem bicycle: If you begin charging for rides, please let me know.
To the people having sex in Shippee, please close your blinds.
Apparently Webassign hates me too. It's asking me to find the derivative of f(u).
I just opened my pudding cup and there was what appeared to be a baseball sized brain of rock solid orange mold inside of it. If I can't trust Snack Packs, I can't trust anything.
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